Way Too Expensive White Truffle

White truffles are incredibly rare, and thus very expensive.  A great white truffle butter is even harder to come by, and therefore really, really, expensive.  If you’re a connoisseur of rare things, or a gourmand with a taste for the extravagant, or a thrill-seeking adventurer just back from climbing K2 and looking to cross the next supreme exploit off your list, then look no further.  Your palate will be mesmerized by the uniqueness of this treat, dazzled by the luxury of your indulgence!  Or maybe you just want to tell your friends that you spent way too much money on popcorn.  That’s pretty cool too.